Friday, February 19, 2010

FRENCH KISS STRESS GOODBYE

Dammit, trying to get rid of stress can be stressful in itself, you can easily become frustrated in the process and end up being more stressed out than before. No kidding... been there, done that! Well, you know what they say: timing is everything. You are here at the right place at the right time. Sssstick around because I'm going to show you how I conquer stress on my daily life one hour at the time. Any breathing organism should be able to benefit from what I have to say about my experiences with the ups and downs of every day living. I have for you some useful stress-neutralizing tips, nothing like "use your Mastercard to pay for your Visa" type of tip. If you make a habit of clicking on this blog, you won't suffer from stress, you'll only be a carrier. Let's face it, some days we are the pigeon, and some days the statue, so it all comes down to resilience. How resilient can we become and what does it take?
Reading this blog will become more like a reality check, but don't let your reality check bounce, OK? We'll be providing invaluable information about understanding stress, its consequences, and how to reduce it to pieces. To be successful in this arena, you need to have a clear understanding of what success means in this context, though. It's not the same as how most people think of success:

AT AGE........................SUCCESS IS
4................................not peeing your pants
12...............................having friends
20...............................having sex
35...............................making money
60...............................having sex
70...............................having friends
80...............................not peeing your pants

More on that subject later, but succeeding at this task is possible at any age, and without having to answer questions like "If I try to fail and succeed, what have I done?" Ultimately, if God put you on this earth to accomplish an specific number of things, and you are far, far behind, then relax, it only means you'll live forever.

I'll leave you people today with an easy-to-remember phrase: Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.
Back with more stress relief soon.

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